he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Randomize
