OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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