I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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