if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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