Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I cut my penus on the lid.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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