I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Someone signed my nipple.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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