Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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