he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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