whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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