im gay
i know
yea but for you.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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