sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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