1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
When are your genitals available?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I party with great urgency now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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