I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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