I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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