Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Shame - the story of my life.
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