I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
birth control should be required to get into college
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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