dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
this is an emotional support booty call
When are your genitals available?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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