This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I bet he comes in French.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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