kristin has been a bad kristin
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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