Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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