Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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