....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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