Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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