I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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