Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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