You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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