is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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