Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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