There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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