More tranny stories later!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I did not marry a roomba.
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