"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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