there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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