Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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