Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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