...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
