It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
