I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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