I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
