I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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