Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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