dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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