She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my shit smells like andre
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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