Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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