Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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