This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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