He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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