I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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