i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
