dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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