I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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