is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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