my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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